teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

image

(via craptele)

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(via theworldisamessijustneedtoruleit)

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor
whatsagarb:

WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THIS MORE
whatsagarb:

WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THIS MORE
whatsagarb:

WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THIS MORE

whatsagarb:

WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THIS MORE

(via iibrett)

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

(via craptele)

pity-the-living-who-dont-live:

So yesterday I was in Florida International Airport, waiting for my plane home. And me and my friend spotted Phil sat down in the airport, we built up the courage to speak to him and ask for a picture. But there was no reason to be worried at all, because Phil Lester is probably one of nicest, friendliest people you will ever meet. After this photo he signed autographs and we spoke to him about our school trip. 

(via dailyphan)

bootyexpress:

THE LAST ONE
bootyexpress:

THE LAST ONE

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

(via savinglucifer)

between-love-lines:


abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”
“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP


I AM SO DONE
between-love-lines:


abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”
“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP


I AM SO DONE

between-love-lines:

abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

I AM SO DONE

(via ever-after-we-lived-the-end)

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

(via ever-after-we-lived-the-end)

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

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